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Akpos Joke: Marry Him!! Akpos was about dying. In his last request, he pleaded with his wife to marry Emeka. Wife: Joe? Isn’t he your worst enemy? The very one who wants you dead? Akpos: Yes. Marry him! Wife: No, I wont! Akpos: Please do! Wife: Why? HUSBAND: Because all these years I have suffered, let him suffer too Akpos Joke: Bad Network Akpos’ Whatsapp chat with his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Good morning sweetheart. Akpos: Good morning darling. (sending failed) Girlfriend: Why don’t you want to reply my message, don’t you have my time? Akpos: I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending failed) Girlfriend: If you don’t love me; ignore my message, if you really love me; reply me. Akpos: I Love You. (sending failed) Girlfriend: Do you love me??? Akpos: I Love You Baby. (sending failed) Girlfriend: Never speak to me again! Akpos: I Love You Sweetie (sending failed). Girlfriend: Do you want to end our relationship? Akpos: I’m fed up of this shit!!! (message sent). Nigeria Joke: Your Money Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Stubborn, the rich man replied, “You can’t do this! I’m a Nigerian Senator!” “In that case,” replied the thief, “give me MY money!”